Tuesday, August 26, 2008

my first blog ever

You wonder about these moments don't you? What would I write in my very first blog? So much to say that the world needs to hear. My joys, frustrations, learnings, and failures. I thought it would be so easy. But so far this is all I can think of:

Our office just got those new hands free paper towel dispensers, and I am completely frustrated with them. I love paper towels, I love to have dry hands, and when the two go together there is complete satisfaction for me and the towel. I get clean, dry hands and the paper towel gets to fulfill its ultimate purpose.

Anyway, this is my frustration. I can't figure out what it wants from me! It reminds me of a few of my college professors, I do a paper one way, you give me a bad grade. I change you, you do it again.

I find myself performing all sorts of ridiculous gestures just to get a paper towel. If that wasn't bad enough, just try to get two. I dare you. It is like trying to charm a cobra. I can't for the life of me figure out what it wants. My next mission is to get my hands on the key so I can manually retrieve paper towels again and my world will be much nicer.

Kevin